Deep Thoughts

1. Coca-cola is like a Krispy-Kreme doughnut: The first taste is heavenly ambrosia, the rest merely "just ok."
2. Lavender-scented natural deodorant from a health-food store will leave you smelling less like lavender and more like au natural.
3. Can you make it through "Cloverfield" without puking? Can you ride the Disney teacups for 2 hours straight without puking? The answers to these questions are always the same.